Let's get one thing straight...I'm not the type to be toyed with. Try and you get the back end of my blade. Piss me off and I won't hold back. -smirks wickedly putting his hand on his blade's handle- Anyway, I'm actually here scoping this out for my boss...hopefully he won't have to come here.
hey wassup dude yo dude what's up with that sword are like you looking to cut things with that thing because that thing is really sharp listen if that sword is a good cutting thing then like i got some paper to cut i'm making some rolling papers and shit so like if you wouldn't mind you know helping a brother out and getting some dimensions i'd appreciate it i'd even let you borrow a little bit of my weed as payback well once i get some i'm kinda out at the moment do you know a dealer
aight yo check it i'm miles and i represent the east side shit or was it the west side shit well technically if you look at the world you're east and west of everything like why is the western hemisphere the united states and europe and why is the eastern hemisphere china and all those other asian countries i mean like that's racist because like alaska is east of russia yet alaska is western and russia is eastern unless you think the world is flat which is a good theory i mean the last time i look at a map of the world it was flat and there wasn't anything written on the back so who knows
it's not that hard to keep up with me i mean like we could like race right now and you'd probably win i have the lungs of a chain smoker or was it a fast-food chain my arteries are burning from all those wendys meals like they say the meat is fresh but like fresh meat was that one season of the challenge with tj lavin and if evan hadn't gotten a hernia he would have won and darrell won what happened to aviv she didn't go on a single season after that what a waste i mean like at least she could run casey like got worse every season have you seen the ruins oh my god that was so hilarious i miss dave mirra
First, svords are funny because t'ey can break so easily.
Second, if j'you 'aven't noticed, I'm blind. I can only tell ot'ers apart by t'ier voices and scent. I never forget a voice t'ough.
Forgive me for not being observent...and not all swords break. A good swordsman can keep his blade from breaking....-he turned to face her-...Rave by the way
Rave. Vell now I 'ave a name to t'e voice I 'ear. But in my 'ands, almost every svord breaks. T'ats v'y I use me 'ammer. *points to the massive hammer strapped to her back*